If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson
Think, Alive, Cares, Couple
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
- Earl Wilson
Expert, Will, Happen, Economist
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
- Earl Wilson
Been, Longer, Take, Taking
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
- Earl Wilson
Temptation, Call, Ever, Loudest
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson
Medical, May, Read, Handwriting
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
- Earl Wilson
May, Benjamin Franklin, Meter
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
- Earl Wilson
Earth, Remain, Else, Everything Else
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
- Earl Wilson
Pressure, Go, Over, Climbing
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
- Earl Wilson
Art, Death, Only, Scared
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
- Earl Wilson
Boss, Nothing, Assured, Embarrassing
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
- Earl Wilson
Election, Statesman, Fastest, Elder
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
- Earl Wilson
Money, Shame, Here, Wonderful Things
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Earl Wilson
Experience, Mistake, Again, Enables
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
- Earl Wilson
Honest, Over, Could, Shoot
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
- Earl Wilson
Snow, Adolescence, Only, Problems
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
- Earl Wilson
Stress, May, Still, Accent
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
- Earl Wilson
Someone, Like, About, Hear
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
- Earl Wilson
Wife, Equality, Been, Chances
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
- Earl Wilson
Woman, Tell, Sell, Bargain
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
- Earl Wilson
Think, Middle, Expect, Middle Age
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
- Earl Wilson
Success, Luck, Success Is, Simply
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
- Earl Wilson
Game, Nervous, Nine, Breakdown
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
- Earl Wilson
Play, Over, Could, Phone
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
- Earl Wilson
Ability, Ease, Ill, Poise
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
- Earl Wilson
Love, More, Couples, Debt
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
- Earl Wilson
Remember, Always, Lot, Nonsense
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
- Earl Wilson
Communication, Never, Better, Coffee
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
- Earl Wilson
Woman, Gift, Always, Tie
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
- Earl Wilson
Home, Rest, Till, Nowadays
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
- Earl Wilson
You, Say, Write, Sign
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