Drew Carey Quotes

I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.

- Drew Carey

Losing, Running, Santa, Biking

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

- Drew Carey

Government, Depend, Screwed, Personal Goals

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Financial, Want, Depend, Personal Goals

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

- Drew Carey

Play, Poker, Like, Pot

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

- Drew Carey

Achieving, Doing, Big, Believer

I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

- Drew Carey

Mind, Goal, Distance, Jogging

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

- Drew Carey

Change, Moving On, I Wish, Marines

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.

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Work, Strong, Sense, Marines

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

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Perfect, Test, Got, Marines

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'

- Drew Carey

Mind, Broke, Tonight, Tonight Show

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

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Some, Always, TV, Holes

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

- Drew Carey

Now, Gang, Organized, Liquor

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

- Drew Carey

Love, Trapped, Like, Pounding

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.

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Guilt, Hollywood, Amount, Hollywood People

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.

- Drew Carey

Thought, Telling, Carlin, Screw

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time.

- Drew Carey

Diet, Like, Read, Sensible

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

- Drew Carey

Republicans, Nixon, Reagan, Libertarian

Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

- Drew Carey

Richard, Nixon, Reagan, Libertarian

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

- Drew Carey

Think, Couple, Them, Hardly

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

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Other, Carlin, Albums, Cosby

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

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Stupid, Sometimes, Very, Runs

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

- Drew Carey

Still, Set, Read, Goals

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

- Drew Carey

Think, Always, Certainly, Ratings

There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game.

- Drew Carey

Game, Retail, Your, Manufacturer

'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me.

- Drew Carey

Honor, Thought, Been, Great Opportunity

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

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Mirror, Think, Go, Costume

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

- Drew Carey

Honor, Badge, Comedian, Comic Relief

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

- Drew Carey

I Am Happy, Every Day, Pants, Ran

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

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Love, Soccer, Big, International

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

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Living, Hollywood, Everybody, Disconnected

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

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Love, Regular People, I Love, Cleveland

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

- Drew Carey

Comedy, Week, Go, Cleveland

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

- Drew Carey

Soccer, Play, National Team, Cleveland

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

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Tried, Once, Jeopardy, Cleveland

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

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Conservative, Most, Nevada, Judges

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

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Next, Here, Everybody, Sitting

'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

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Green, Going, Screen, Green Screen

I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.

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Doing, Through, Anybody, Jokes

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

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Care, Kid, Appropriate, Jokes

I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

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Love, Doing, Everybody, So Much Fun

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

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Why, Say, Everybody, Group

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

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Luck, Asking, Audition, Jeopardy

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

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Change The World, World, Get, Laugh

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

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Audience, Over, TV, Comedy Club

There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me.

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Small, Everybody, Whole, Comedy Club

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.

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Show, TV, Pumped, Comedy Club

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

- Drew Carey

Game, Brothers, Had, Monopoly

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

- Drew Carey

Fat, Know, Get, Tiring

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

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Good, Sports, Year, Once A Year

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

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Learning, Salary, Level, Justify

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

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Never, Show, Take, Helps

At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know?

- Drew Carey

Right, Feel, Then, Right People

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

- Drew Carey

Belt, Charge, Indicator, Status

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

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I Can, Out, Got, Hopefully

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

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Love, Good, Celebrity, Sporting Event

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

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Soccer, Thought, World, Retired

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

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Big, Sometimes, Show, Chances

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

- Drew Carey

Never, See, Shows, Shares

I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

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Political, Some, Embarrassed, Streisand

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

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Better, Some, Like, Harder

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible.

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Sex, Feel, Wear, Damaged

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

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Appreciate, Earth, Sense, Down To Earth

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

- Drew Carey

Me, Ear, Thing, Bugs

Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports.

- Drew Carey

Love, Celebrity, Always, Seats

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.

- Drew Carey

TV, Automatically, Troops, Supported

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

- Drew Carey

Through, Always, Half, Protein

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

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Want, Big, Like, Bob

I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

- Drew Carey

Show, Bit, Stand-Up, Opinionated

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

- Drew Carey

My Life, Like, Based, Comedian

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

- Drew Carey

Enjoy, About, Your, Guys

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to.

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Love, Pretty, Las Vegas, All Night

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

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Me, Lose, Main Thing, Helped

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

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Star, TV, Wanted, Comic

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job.

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Star, Other, TV, Comic

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

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Kid, Trumpet, Played, Band

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

- Drew Carey

Die, Think, Happen, Move On

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

- Drew Carey

Game, However, Game Show, Totem Pole

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

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Insecurity, Living, Economic, Paycheck

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

- Drew Carey

Sex, Want, Get, Neither

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

- Drew Carey

People, Doing, Like, Troubles

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

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Doing, Kind, Person, Likes

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

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Normal, Always, Polite, Interrupt

For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.

- Drew Carey

United States, Reports, Thousands

Reality shows always look for the worst people.

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Reality, Always, Shows, Reality Shows

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

- Drew Carey

Pain, Rather, Read, Online

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

- Drew Carey

Everybody, Loves, Symbolic, Gestures

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

- Drew Carey

Vegas, Want, Hours, Effectively

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

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Small, Big, Based, Exaggeration

I'm competitive at everything.

- Drew Carey

Everything, Competitive

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

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Love, Vegas, I Love, Las Vegas

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

- Drew Carey

Week, Take, Weeks, Production

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

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Wish, Doing, Else, Something Else

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

- Drew Carey

Game, Shows, Mine, Coal

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.

- Drew Carey

Every Day, Could, Still, Cheeseburger

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