Douglas Horton Quotes

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

- Douglas Horton

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.

- Douglas Horton

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

- Douglas Horton

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

- Douglas Horton

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

- Douglas Horton

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

- Douglas Horton

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

- Douglas Horton

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

- Douglas Horton

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

- Douglas Horton

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

- Douglas Horton

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

- Douglas Horton

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

- Douglas Horton

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

- Douglas Horton

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

- Douglas Horton

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

- Douglas Horton

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

- Douglas Horton

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

- Douglas Horton

Love is a given, hatred is acquired.

- Douglas Horton

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

- Douglas Horton

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

- Douglas Horton

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

- Douglas Horton

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

- Douglas Horton

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

- Douglas Horton

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

- Douglas Horton

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

- Douglas Horton

To awake from death is to die in peace.

- Douglas Horton

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

- Douglas Horton

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

- Douglas Horton

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

- Douglas Horton

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

- Douglas Horton

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

- Douglas Horton

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

- Douglas Horton

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

- Douglas Horton

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

- Douglas Horton

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

- Douglas Horton

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

- Douglas Horton

Growing old is not growing up.

- Douglas Horton

Smile, it's free therapy.

- Douglas Horton

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

- Douglas Horton

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

- Douglas Horton

Death is the final wake-up call.

- Douglas Horton

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

- Douglas Horton

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

- Douglas Horton

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

- Douglas Horton

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

- Douglas Horton

If food were free, why work?

- Douglas Horton