Douglas Coupland Quotes

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The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.

- Douglas Coupland

Alone, Need, Most, Yourself

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

- Douglas Coupland

Roof, Opera, Leather, Ford

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

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Trading, Donald, His, Duck

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

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Product, Like, Wanting, Hot Dogs

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

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Monkey, Certainly, Paw, Handle

I've had maybe 20 jobs, big and small, and I've never hated any of them. At the same time, the moment the learning curve flattened, I was out of there.

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Small, Big, Maybe, Flattened

I'm not patient - and I'm getting more impatient as I get older - but I am disciplined about writing, and I want that on my tombstone: 'He wasn't patient, but he was disciplined.'

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More, Impatient, Disciplined, Tombstone

There used to be a tradition of the loveable rogue who would steal from the honour boxes in churches and buy a round of drinks with the money he snagged. And everyone would find him tremendously good company. But not any more.

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Buy, Steal, Drinks, Round

Everyone should have a tailor. David Wilkes, the guy who does my stuff, is like, 'Well you're a writer - do you want a special pen compartment or something?' Bespoke: That's the term you want to get out there.

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Want, Everyone, Like, Tailor

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.

- Douglas Coupland

Salad, Like, Bacteria, Bars

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.

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Living, Clowns, Terrifying, Blot

I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career and I cheesed off people without even knowing it, all the while thinking I was implementing good advice.

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Advice, Career, Had, Implementing

I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career, and I cheesed off people without even knowing it, all the while thinking I was implementing good advice. Well, what can you do about it? Next.

- Douglas Coupland

Advice, Career, Next, Implementing

A vast percentage of the human race is literally not wired neurologically to get irony. Well more than half of humanity takes life at face value, which is to me terrifying.

- Douglas Coupland

Terrifying, Which, Wired, Percentage

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

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Eye, Making, Eye Contact, Adult

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

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Seven, Commandments, Deadly

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

- Douglas Coupland

Every Day, Year, Wear, Halloween

As a form of escapism, yearning for the 20th century is understandable, but in practice it would be horrible - sort of like going on a holiday promising yourself you could go without the Internet, only to crumble and walk in a daze to the local Internet cafe to gorge on connectivity.

- Douglas Coupland

Practice, Holiday, Crumble, Escapism

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

- Douglas Coupland

Big, Still, Half, Marching

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

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Natural, Penicillin, Lives, Senior Citizens

I don't like telephones: I don't like when they ring. Just because it rings, you have to pick it up. I don't even like opening mail; I'm weird.

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Ring, Mail, Like, Rings

Soon it won't be the Internet any more, it'll just be like air, like somehow they'll integrate the Internet into the air. And God's name will have ended up being 'Google,' because that's the way it worked out. It could have worked out that God's name ended up being 'Yahoo,' of course, but they lost out.

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Soon, Out, Air, Integrate

I grew up in airports and on air bases. I know what flying and airports can be. And most airports make me feel like we're about three per cent better than ants. Especially U.S. airports. They're zoos. All civility is gone.

- Douglas Coupland

Civility, Ants, Cent, Bases

I miss the reference section at the library. I used to go there twice a week on missions. Now everywhere's a research library and I can't get an elitist kick from it any more.

- Douglas Coupland

Week, Go, More, Elitist

Some people think fashion is frivolous but it's not... it's just that some ideas come and go quickly, and that's the nature of the language of fashion.

- Douglas Coupland

Nature, Think, Some, Frivolous

Vancouver is the square root of negative one. Technically it shouldn't exist, but it does. I can't imagine living anywhere else.

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Living, Imagine, Technically, Vancouver

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.

- Douglas Coupland

Prove, May, Which, Simpler

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

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High, Shared, North American

North America can easily fragment quickly as did the Eastern Bloc in 1989.

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North America, Eastern, Fragment

Mediums change you by their very existence. They do this on fundamental levels because they force you to favour certain parts of your brain over others.

- Douglas Coupland

Change, Over, Very, Mediums

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