Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
- Don Marquis
Happiness, Periods, Interval, Unhappiness
Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
- Don Marquis
Book, Waiting, Like, Dropping
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
- Don Marquis
Will, Before, By The Time, Bartender
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
- Don Marquis
Business, Gun, Pull, Trigger
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
- Don Marquis
Business, Always, Virtues, Insist
Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
- Don Marquis
Integrity, Some, Persons, Likeable
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
- Don Marquis
People, Rest, Think, Successful People
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
- Don Marquis
Cry, Want, Makes, Prohibition
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
- Don Marquis
Nature, Earth, Shall, Inherit
Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
- Don Marquis
Waiting, Poetry, Like, Verse
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
- Don Marquis
Progress, Race, Chief, Obstacle
Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue.
- Don Marquis
Cannot, Must, Seduced, Uplifted
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
- Don Marquis
People, Takes, Make, Underworld
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
- Don Marquis
Middle, Likely, Learned, Middle-Aged
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.
- Don Marquis
Politician, Idea, Gets, Notice
The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.
- Don Marquis
Art, Newspaper, Like, Epigram
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
- Don Marquis
Funny, Cloud, Lining, Mint
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
- Don Marquis
Funny, Person, Too, Optimists
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
- Don Marquis
Delusion, Liars, Surrounded, Entirely
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
- Don Marquis
Money, Leave, Only, Ancestors
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
- Don Marquis
Will, Rather, Noticed, Ancestors
Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.
- Don Marquis
Never, Other, Too, Bores
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
- Don Marquis
Age, Middle, Always, Middle Age
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
- Don Marquis
Person, Who, Hypocrite
In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.
- Don Marquis
Yes, Going, Figures, Theology
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
- Don Marquis
Blind, He, Saw, Milton
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
- Don Marquis
Yourself, Been, Reduced, Admission
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
- Don Marquis
Funny, Idea, Responsible, For The People
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
- Don Marquis
Want, Move, Read, Lips
There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else has a right to blame us.
- Don Marquis
Blame, Feel, Else, Luxury
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
- Don Marquis
Honesty, A Good Thing, Good Thing
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
- Don Marquis
Change, The Most Important, Diapers
The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.
- Don Marquis
Quantity, Public, Too, Quality
I would rather start a family than finish one.
- Don Marquis
Family, Rather, Would, Finish
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.
- Don Marquis
Country, Gang, Which, Whom
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis
Funny, Art, Yesterday, Procrastination
Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them.
- Don Marquis
Fate, Hands, Miserable, Puts
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
- Don Marquis
Will, Tells, Too, Too Much
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
- Don Marquis
Work, Rich, Through, Whose
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
- Don Marquis
Want, Through, Willing, Ours
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
- Don Marquis
Experience, Never, Guy, Optimist
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
- Don Marquis
Parent, Careful, Grandparent, Be Careful
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Don Marquis
Age, Particularly, Anyone, Subject
There is nothing so habit-forming as money.
- Don Marquis
Nothing, Money
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