I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
- Don Adams
Been, Alimony, Child Support, Joke
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
- Don Adams
Trapped, Been, Became, Catholics
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
- Don Adams
Degree, Pompous, Dedicated, Sentimental
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
- Don Adams
Comedy, Sometimes, How, I Wonder
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
- Don Adams
Kid, Star, Movie, Movie Star
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.
- Don Adams
Special, Lot, Became, Cult
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
- Don Adams
Study, Occasion, Quick, Seconds
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
- Don Adams
Marriage, Like, Getting, Married
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