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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

- Dean Martin

Sports, Drive, Even, Putt

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

- Dean Martin

Hollywood, Statue, Wax, Jimmy

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

- Dean Martin

Hands, Pat, Side, Right Side

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.

- Dean Martin

Goodbye, Words, Seven, Pregnant

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

- Dean Martin

Drunk, Holding On, Holding, Floor

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

- Dean Martin

Feel, Going, Imagine, Knowing

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Dean Martin

Morning, Wake Up, Going, All Day

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