My best friend is the most important girl, outside of family, to me. I met her when I went to college and we bonded immediately. I'd do anything for her at any time. We phone each other every day.
- Dawn French
College, Every Day, Other, Phone
I am a rubbish flirt.
- Dawn French
I Am, Rubbish, Am, Flirt
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.
- Dawn French
Stairs, Own, My Own, Nick
We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.
- Dawn French
Decide, Parody, Which, Owing
I'm constantly astounded by how amazing women are. And as we go through all these different stages of life as long as you share them with others and say, 'Well, this is bloody weird', you can get through everything.
- Dawn French
Life, Through, Astounded, Stages
I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.
- Dawn French
Love, Makes, I Love, Attracts
It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.
- Dawn French
Father, Precious, Dad, Precious Thing
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.
- Dawn French
Big, Like, Pants, Bra
I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth.
- Dawn French
Alcohol, Big, Drinking, Hardly
I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
- Dawn French
Slim, I Write, Bit, Scripts
Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.
- Dawn French
Turn, Feel, Your, Telly
I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.
- Dawn French
Love, Pleasure, Like, Telly
I know what it's like to struggle for cash. When I went to drama school, I worked as a chambermaid to make ends meet.
- Dawn French
Drama, Like, Worked, Struggle
The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.
- Dawn French
Body, Understand, Weight, Only Time
I've chosen to stay in a jolly place for most of my life, and that is a lot of who I am.
- Dawn French
Life, My Life, Am, Jolly
I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.
- Dawn French
My Life, Other, Badly, Life Story
That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.
- Dawn French
Shame, About, Weird Thing, Regular
It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon.
- Dawn French
Over, Visiting, Devon, Cornwall
I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.
- Dawn French
Grow, Like, Though, Lesbian
Theatre outings are my favourite thing to spend money on. The most influential play I saw was 'Bent,' which starred Ian McKellen. And I loved the original performance of 'The Rocky Horror Show,' with Richard O'Brien and Tim Curry at the Royal Court, when I was about 15.
- Dawn French
Play, Show, Influential, None
My approach to parenting is that everything is open - everything. I'm not very good at covert, or subtle, and I've had to learn timing. I do blunder in a bit.
- Dawn French
Learn, Timing, Very, Open
Evolving into a middle-aged person is quite interesting if we can understand what it means. I would like to think it meant being a bit sure of what I want.
- Dawn French
Think, Meant, Means, Middle-Aged
I've never disliked myself, and my weight has had nothing to do with my self-esteem.
- Dawn French
Myself, Never, Self-Esteem, Disliked
I do think you are supposed to go through wars with your child because otherwise the tearing apart that has to happen when they go off to lead their own life would be unbearable.
- Dawn French
Think, Through, Otherwise, Apart
Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.
- Dawn French
About, Area, Lives, Thin
My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.
- Dawn French
Famous, Like, Virtually, Allergic
I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian person.
- Dawn French
Think, Like, I Think, As Far As
Divorce is not easy, but if you genuinely put your kids first, that dictates the civility you should show each other. What example are you otherwise?
- Dawn French
Civility, Other, Otherwise, Divorce
For me, whatever age or size I've been, I have rather liked myself. The shell is not the thing at all.
- Dawn French
Myself, Been, Rather, Shell
I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?
- Dawn French
Loved, Always, Kissing
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
- Dawn French
Been, Had, Revered, Fabulous
When I wrote 'Dear Fatty,' I realised that sitting and writing alone is an absolute joy.
- Dawn French
Alone, Joy, Realised, Fatty
I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.
- Dawn French
Play, Younger, Dench, Sister
The theatre is one of those muscles - if you don't exercise it, it becomes a strange and truly fearful place.
- Dawn French
Exercise, Strange, Becomes, Fearful
Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?
- Dawn French
Worry, Getting, Would, Older
Why would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind it, let alone the practicalities. What is all that about?
- Dawn French
Want, Behind, Understand, Aspire
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.
- Dawn French
Hero, Comedy, Admired, Eric
I don't know what the future holds, but I have to be confident about it. It's just the way I am.
- Dawn French
Future, I Am, Confident, Holds
I have turned away from the thought of writing fiction in the past through what I suppose is, actually, fear. The direct, raw invitation for the reader to come in and explore my imagination is fairly scary for me so I have busied myself with so much else.
- Dawn French
Through, Away, Turned, Raw
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
- Dawn French
I Am, Old, Actual, Grumpy
I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me.
- Dawn French
Through, Some, Very, Humour
Turning 50 can be difficult, sometimes dangerous, for women. The danger is in that blip that can come from the fact that you become invisible, and if you're not careful and don't embrace that, it can trip you up and you lose confidence.
- Dawn French
Fact, Embrace, Sometimes, Trip
I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.
- Dawn French
Happy, I Am, Always, I Am Happy
I haven't really ever had to audition for anything.
- Dawn French
Had, Ever, Really, Audition
I am a kid in the dressing-up box at heart.
- Dawn French
I Am, Kid, Am, Box
Other than my memory being a bit woolly and my knees being a bit creaky, I don't really think there's anything I can't do.
- Dawn French
Memory, Think, Other, Knees
Young people need their own private places which mothers don't belong to, even if they want mother all around the edge of that.
- Dawn French
Belong, Private, Which, Mothers
I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
- Dawn French
Play, Think, Like, Horse
Writing has become my great joy - I simply love it.
- Dawn French
Love, Joy, Writing, Great Joy
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