To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
- David Spade
Money, Shop, Picked, Skateboard
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
- David Spade
Started, Being, Having, I Quit
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
- David Spade
Have Fun, Look, Brutal, Screw
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
- David Spade
Think, Too Late, I Think, Alarm
Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.
- David Spade
Die, TV, Favorite Shows, Season
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
- David Spade
Want, Will, Sure, Blast
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
- David Spade
Weird, Normal, Everyone, Exotic
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
- David Spade
West Coast, Movie, Reigning, Exact
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
- David Spade
Myself, Get, Got, Loose
I never dated much in high school or college.
- David Spade
College, Never, High, Dated
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
- David Spade
Big, Sucks, Before, Whispering
Single guys get a bad rap.
- David Spade
Single, Bad, Rap, Bad Rap
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
- David Spade
Get, Got, Stand-Up, Sitcom
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
- David Spade
Play, Only, Note, Version
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
- David Spade
Sell, Stories, About, Civilians
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
- David Spade
Movies, Never, TV, TV Shows
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
- David Spade
Men, Always, About, Chasing
My career is just kind of crazy.
- David Spade
Crazy, Career, Kind, Just Kind
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
- David Spade
Like, Cartoon
To be famous and broke is hard.
- David Spade
Famous, Hard, Broke
You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.
- David Spade
Want, Audience, Pull, Wide
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
- David Spade
Fly, Country, Across, Gig
I have no detectable hair style.
- David Spade
Style, Hair
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
- David Spade
Making, Shows, Too, Entertainment
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