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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

- Darrell Hammond

College, Me, Examples, College Kids

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

- Darrell Hammond

Been, Telling, Half, Million Dollars

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

- Darrell Hammond

Personality, Disorder, Schizophrenia

When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.

- Darrell Hammond

Florida, University, Needed, Department

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

- Darrell Hammond

Values, Inside, Figured, Ran

I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

- Darrell Hammond

Star, Big, Though, Big Star

I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.

- Darrell Hammond

Perform, Major, Leagues, Major Leagues

I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.

- Darrell Hammond

Leader, How, Sure, World Leader

It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.

- Darrell Hammond

Play, Right, Instrument, Chord

The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

- Darrell Hammond

Running, Some, Hit, Sound Bite

I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

- Darrell Hammond

Think, Silent, Which, Victim

I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

- Darrell Hammond

Never, Long Time, Mental, Institution

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

- Darrell Hammond

Reality, Get, Take, Version

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

- Darrell Hammond

Head, Some, Screwed, Funniest

Doctors didn't know what to do with me.

- Darrell Hammond

Me, Know, Doctors

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

- Darrell Hammond

Me, Always, Everyone, Symptoms

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

- Darrell Hammond

Work, Give, Been, SNL

I belong to the Democratic Party.

- Darrell Hammond

Party, Democratic, Belong, Democratic Party

I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.

- Darrell Hammond

Doctor, Living, Like, Describe

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

- Darrell Hammond

Changes, Talk, Move, Injured

I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

- Darrell Hammond

Money, Some, Lot, Sitcoms

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

- Darrell Hammond

Performing, Get, Might, Nearly

I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements.

- Darrell Hammond

Small, Week, Year, Fascinated

I've seen the hell these people go through.

- Darrell Hammond

People, Go, Through, Hell

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