I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
- Craig Bruce
Stupid, Soviet Union, Reagan, Annihilation
Anything on paper is obsolete!
- Craig Bruce
Anything, Paper, Obsolete
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
- Craig Bruce
Time, Resource, Inversely, Proportional
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
- Craig Bruce
Universe, Against, Could, Foolish
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
- Craig Bruce
Beauty, Elegance, Bad, Bad Idea
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
- Craig Bruce
People, Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
- Craig Bruce
Chance, Against, Social, Goals
'Programming' is a four-letter word.
- Craig Bruce
Word, Four-Letter, Programming
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
- Craig Bruce
Business, Over, Going, Programming
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
- Craig Bruce
Everything, Else, Derived, Everything Else
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
- Craig Bruce
Funny, How, Most, Activists
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
- Craig Bruce
Out, Worn, Fits, Shoe
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
- Craig Bruce
I Am, Me, Doors, Supermarket
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
- Craig Bruce
Thought, Police, Protect, Censor
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
- Craig Bruce
Simple, Underestimate, Never, Tool
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
- Craig Bruce
Head, Twice, Whoever, Invented
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
- Craig Bruce
Men, Now, Like, Good Men
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
- Craig Bruce
Solutions, Temporary, Often, Problems
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
- Craig Bruce
Using, Islamic, Correct, Odd
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
- Craig Bruce
Back, Defending, Fought, Organizations
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
- Craig Bruce
Trust, School, Been, Consecutive
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
- Craig Bruce
Anarchy, First, Thing, The First Thing
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
- Craig Bruce
Think, Shower, Tank, Noun
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
- Craig Bruce
Gun, Idea, Use, Machine Gun
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
- Craig Bruce
Man, Woman, Must, Evil
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
- Craig Bruce
Conservatism, Dividends, Liberalism
My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
- Craig Bruce
End, Event, List, Horizon
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
- Craig Bruce
Never, Like, Bother, Eradicate
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
- Craig Bruce
I Am, Think, I Think, Therefore
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
- Craig Bruce
Work, Money, No Work, Unemployed
It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
- Craig Bruce
Know, Someone, Idealize, Easy
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
- Craig Bruce
Computers, Software, Fast, Machine
The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
- Craig Bruce
Always, Suffer, Actually, Arrows
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
- Craig Bruce
World, Real, Consciousness, Illusion
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
- Craig Bruce
Back, First Place, Looked, Finished
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
- Craig Bruce
Think, Exploration, Waste, Geez
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
- Craig Bruce
More, Decade, Even, IBM
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
- Craig Bruce
Think, Other, Would, Damn
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
- Craig Bruce
Truth, Never, Always, Relevance
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
- Craig Bruce
Genius, Able, First Place, Inventing
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
- Craig Bruce
Book, Either, Judge
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
- Craig Bruce
Silence, Open, Gross, Statement
Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
- Craig Bruce
Last, Sooner, Otherwise, Correct
Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
- Craig Bruce
Better, Always, Things, Seen
When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
- Craig Bruce
Mind, Trying, Locate, Search
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
- Craig Bruce
Wait, You, Which, Waiting
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
- Craig Bruce
Know, Someone, Least, Listening
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
- Craig Bruce
Ability, His, Each, According
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