Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
- Clive James
Graduation, Everyone, Even, Hamburger
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
- Clive James
Dancing, Nail, Knocking, Moron
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
- Clive James
She, Same, Midget, Confusion
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
- Clive James
Humor, Dancing, Same Thing, Common Sense
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
- Clive James
Moments, Sounds, Even, Walker
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
- Clive James
Technology, Powerful, How, Machines
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
- Clive James
Fiction, Left, Bits, Dull
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.
- Clive James
Chess, Balls, Whoever, Rude
A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.
- Clive James
Life, Good, Without, Fame
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