Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

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What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Purpose, Behind, Tooth Fairy, Easter

Sometimes, like in 'Invisible Monsters,' I get too out of control, and instead of a plot point every chapter, I want a plot point in every sentence.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes, Sentence, Like, Chapter

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it, because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles, wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Die, Perfect, Intangible, Fantasies

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

- Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness, Apple, Boring, Justified

In almost all my work, I try to re-invent Christian images and stories and themes. You'd be amazed by the letters I get from young Christians who recognise this and enjoy it.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Stories, Images, Christians, All My Work

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Deal, Been, I Think, Club

I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Think, Happen, I Think, Envision

If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim from Kurt Vonnegut, and my distanced fracture quality is all from Amy Hempel, who's probably my favourite writer.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Almost, Amy, Repetitions, Picked

My policy is to not read any reviews.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Policy, Read, Any, Reviews

Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion - painting, writing, music. People seem less status-conscious. Even wealthy people buy second-hand clothes and look a little bit homeless.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Wealthy, Buy, Your, Homeless

I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Through, Always, Touching, Profanity

My first four books, from 'Fight Club' to 'Choke,' dealt with personal identity issues. The crises the narrators found themselves in were generated by themselves.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Personal, Issues, Crises, Choke

In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagnosed with lung cancer. That meant that I had to appear in public to promote a comedy about a son trying to save his dying mother - the plot of Choke - while privately I was caring for my own dying mother. It was torture.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Book, Own, About, Choke

I would say any behavior that is not the status quo is interpreted as insanity, when, in fact, it might actually be enlightenment. Insanity is sorta in the eye of the beholder.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Fact, Insanity, Beholder

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Big, Stories, Lives, Unknown

Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

- Chuck Palahniuk

War, Generation, Lives, Our Lives

If we all lived according to the teachings of Jesus Christ, life would be much simpler.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Christ, Jesus, Would, Simpler

My goal is to create a metaphor that changes our reality by charming people into considering their world in a different way.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Changes, Goal, Different Way, Considering

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Work, Happy, Someone, Anytime

Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' 'Rosemary's Baby,' 'The Stepford Wives,' 'Burnt Offerings' - these are all romantic fatalist movies where there's a sort of glimmer of hope... but darkness wins.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Hope, Movies, Big, Omen

I have a lot of fans who are in the prison system, where ramen noodles are a kind of staple. Prisoners are always sending me recipes.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Recipes, Always, Staple, Sending

People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Next, Autograph, Bodies, Next Time

The act of writing is a way of tricking yourself into revealing something that you would never consciously put into the world. Sometimes I'm shocked by the deeply personal things I've put into books without realizing it.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes, Without, Put, Realizing

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

- Chuck Palahniuk

Jesus, Where, Would, Gospels

Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really well. And this is much better than setting fires, so keep it up.' That made me a writer.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Want, Made, Mr, Fires

The bright future is that readers are accepting more varied forms of stories.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Bright Future, Stories, Readers

Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everything about his face getting burned and scarred in the military and how that mutilation led him to become such a famous 'heavy' in films. I prayed for good scars of my own. Not just acne scars.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Own, Uncle, About, Burned

In books, you can just wallow in dialogue, and you can just wallow in written words. In screenplays, every line has to serve the purpose of the line that's implied before it and the line that's implied after it. Maybe five lines have to do the work of fifty lines.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Purpose, Before, Implied, Screenplays

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

- Chuck Palahniuk

Wake Up, Could, Different Place

I write in a noisy, distracting world so the books can be read there.

- Chuck Palahniuk

World, Books, Read, Noisy

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