Chris Morris Quotes

There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.

- Chris Morris

If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

- Chris Morris

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

- Chris Morris

The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

- Chris Morris

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

- Chris Morris

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

- Chris Morris

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

- Chris Morris

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

- Chris Morris

You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

- Chris Morris

You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.

- Chris Morris