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I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

- Charlie Sheen

Brain, Constitution, Tiger, Amateur

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

- Charlie Sheen

Marriage, Lie, Leave, Amateur

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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Big, Chest, Too, Tuxedo

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

- Charlie Sheen

Winning, Addicted, Reports, Bootleg

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

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Focus, Been, Rhymes, Forty Years

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

- Charlie Sheen

My Life, Other, Boom, Vatican

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

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More, Guy, Got, Volumes

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

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American, Right, Unpatriotic, Morally

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

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Blind, Tell, Last, Last Night

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

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Think, Decade, I Think, Cans

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

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Battle, Forget, Going, Sequence

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

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Middle, Movie, Making, Apocalypse

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

- Charlie Sheen

Clowns, Dealing, Before, Underwear

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

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Future, Door, Some, Gag

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

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Shut, Everybody, Nobility, Traps

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

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Normal, Pretty, Middle-Class, Relatives

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

- Charlie Sheen

Big, Rehab, Dumping, Camp

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

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Play, Reason, Badly, Maniac

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

- Charlie Sheen

Bread, News, Sold, Report

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

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Run, Like, Made, Jagger

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

- Charlie Sheen

Judgement, Back, Show, Sit

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

- Charlie Sheen

Here, Hang, Sure, Privately

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

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Asking, Some, Your, Produced

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

- Charlie Sheen

Magic, Will, Naps, Deploy

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

- Charlie Sheen

Success, Deal, Again, If At First

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

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Rehab, Clean Up, Sat, Slash

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

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Magic, Signature, Before, Shoot

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

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Little Brother, Wanted, Mr, Included

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

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News, Here, Okay, Realize

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

- Charlie Sheen

Winning, Crush, Boom, Duh

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