If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.
- Broderick Crawford
Big, Going, Biggest, Blow
I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.
- Broderick Crawford
Business, Million, Bucks, Million Bucks
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.
- Broderick Crawford
Young, Old, Too, Medicare
So don't applaud. Just send me the check.
- Broderick Crawford
Me, Check, Just, Applaud
I'm a lousy reader.
- Broderick Crawford
Reader, Lousy
I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.
- Broderick Crawford
Beautiful, Why, Antiques, Collect
When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.
- Broderick Crawford
Tell, Like, Last, They Say
I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.
- Broderick Crawford
Hair, Nose, Get, Wild
I was always the second heavy.
- Broderick Crawford
Always, Second, Heavy
I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
- Broderick Crawford
Call, Get, Mass, Priest
I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.
- Broderick Crawford
Someone, Left, Straight, Sons
It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.
- Broderick Crawford
Why, Hard, Like, Explain
My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.
- Broderick Crawford
Mother, Always, Telling, Dad
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