A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't.
- Brian Dunkleman
You, Either, Take, Joke
I don't watch 'American Idol' - that'd be like getting divorced from somebody and then hanging out with them.
- Brian Dunkleman
American, Like, Idol, Divorced
It's almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy: the great comedy that comes from great pain.
- Brian Dunkleman
Pain, Like, Almost, Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Some of my favorite shows are Ricky Gervais' 'Extras' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.'
- Brian Dunkleman
Enthusiasm, Some, Shows, Curb
There's a lot I've yet to say about 'American Idol,' so I am excited about teaming up with 'Idol Go Home' and starting my blog.
- Brian Dunkleman
Excited, Go Home, About, Blog
I do standup every week in L.A. at the Laugh Factory and the Improv.
- Brian Dunkleman
Week, Improv, Factory, Standup
My dream was to win an Academy Award. But my other dream was to win the Super Bowl, and there's a chance that might not happen, either.
- Brian Dunkleman
Chance, Happen, Other, Award
I wanted to be a performer, not someone who introduced other performers.
- Brian Dunkleman
Other, Performer, Performers, Introduced
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