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About Brad Garrett

Brad Garrett, born on April 14, 1960, in BurnABurnsville, Minnesota, is an accomplished American actor, comedian, and voice actor, best known for his roles as Robert Barone on the hit TV series "Everybody Loves Raymond" and as the lovable sea otter, Crash, in the Disney-Pixar animated film "Finding Nemo." Growing up in a family with a strong sense of humor, Garrett was influenced by his father's love for comedy. His interest in stand-up comedy blossomed during his teenage years when he began performing at local clubs and bars. After moving to Los Angeles, Garrett honed his comedic skills and landed roles in various television shows, including "Married... with Children" and "The John Larroquette Show." In 1996, Brad Garrett's career took a significant leap when he was cast as Robert Barone on the CBS sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond," a role that earned him multiple Emmy Awards. The show ran for nine successful seasons, cementing Garrett's place in television history. Following the success of "Everybody Loves Raymond," Garrett lent his voice to several animated films, including "Finding Nemo" (2003), "G-Force" (2009), and "Toy Story 4" (2019). His distinctive voice has become a sought-after asset in the animation industry. Brad Garrett's work extends beyond acting and comedy. He is also an accomplished author, having published his memoir "When the Balls Drop: A Cautionary Tale" in 2011, which offers insights into his life, career, and personal struggles. The book received critical acclaim for its raw honesty and humor. Today, Brad Garrett continues to make audiences laugh with his stand-up performances, acting roles, and voice-over work, solidifying his status as a beloved figure in the entertainment industry.

Interpretations of Popular Quotes

"I'm not a small guy in a big man's world; I'm a fat guy in a fat man's world."

This quote expresses a sense of relatability and camaraderie among individuals with similar physical characteristics, in this case, being overweight. Brad Garrett is stating that he doesn't feel out of place or overshadowed in the general population because he's not just a small person in a big world but specifically a large individual in a world filled with other large people. It suggests acceptance, understanding, and shared experiences within their community.


"My parents never wanted to be actors; they just wished for the money and the fame that goes along with it, but missed out by about 30 years."

This quote by Brad Garrett suggests a witty commentary on the perceived allure of Hollywood's fame and fortune, highlighting that even his parents aspired for these aspects without intending to be actors. The humor lies in the fact that they missed their opportunity by approximately three decades, indicating that the dream was there, just ahead of its time. It also subtly critiques the materialistic pursuit in show business, suggesting a potential misalignment between what truly matters and what is pursued.


"I don't know what's more fun: being the fat guy or making fun of the fat guy."

This quote by Brad Garrett suggests a duality he has experienced in his life, likely due to his own background as a well-known overweight actor. On one hand, he finds joy in his identity as "the fat guy," perhaps referring to the acceptance, opportunities, or personal growth that comes with embracing one's unique qualities. On the other hand, he enjoys making fun of the stereotypical portrayal of larger individuals, perhaps indicating a sense of empowerment and self-deprecation in using humor as a coping mechanism for societal expectations and prejudice related to his weight.


"As a kid, I thought when you got married you were supposed to get a new, smaller couch."

This quote humorously suggests that as a child, Brad Garrett expected marriage to result in downsizing one's possessions, particularly the couch, implying a shared living space with reduced individual comfort for the sake of togetherness. It metaphorically touches upon the idea that entering a new phase of life, like marriage, might require some adjustments and compromises.


"I can't find a single part that doesn't involve me as the big, dumb friend."

This quote suggests that Brad Garrett, an actor known for his role as Robert Barone in "Everybody Loves Raymond," is acknowledging the recurring characterization of his roles involving him as a larger-than-life, intelligent yet often portrayed as less perceptive or thoughtful compared to other characters. He seems to be humorously expressing a sense of resignation or acceptance about being typecast in such roles.


I'm out about my misogyny. Most men are misogynists, and most women are feminists. I work with a lot of women. They have their finger on the pulse of things. But women do things to other women that men would never do to other men.

- Brad Garrett

Work, Other, Finger, Pulse

I was a 6-foot-tall 13-year-old who couldn't play basketball. I moved around all the time as a kid, and at each new school, the coach would say, 'He's the great white hope' - but I couldn't play ball. So my thing was jokes and characters and making fun of myself and being the 6-foot-9 Jewish guy. That was my way into show business.

- Brad Garrett

Play, Kid, Moved, Play Basketball

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

- Brad Garrett

Me, Black, Trying, Bail

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

- Brad Garrett

Birthday, Gift, Given, Laugh

Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain.

- Brad Garrett

My Life, Explain, Broadway, Highs

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

- Brad Garrett

Top, Cops, Take, Firemen

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.

- Brad Garrett

Pool, Want, Everyone, Garden

I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.

- Brad Garrett

Play, Pirate, Always, Bathtub

The night I won the Emmy, I probably cried for three hours on and off.

- Brad Garrett

Night, Hours, Cried, Emmy

People who are bipolar, they kind of latch onto things that are fanatical sometimes.

- Brad Garrett

Kind, Sometimes, Fanatical, Bipolar

Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.

- Brad Garrett

Sports, Kid, Could, Athletics

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

- Brad Garrett

Been, Telling, Whole, Jokes

I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

- Brad Garrett

Love, Think, Wired, Bored

I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more.

- Brad Garrett

Luck, Lucky, Very, Lucky Guy

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

- Brad Garrett

My Life, Caffeine, Left, Poodle

You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows.

- Brad Garrett

Bad Day, Bad, Movie, Suck

Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.

- Brad Garrett

Children, Charity, Actually, Terminal

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

- Brad Garrett

Kid, Very, Large, Home Life

I was a strange kid. I never really fit in; I was never comfortable in my own skin because I was a giant kid with no athletic ability.

- Brad Garrett

Kid, Own, My Own, Athletic

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

- Brad Garrett

Marriage, Negotiation, Hostage

It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist.

- Brad Garrett

Next, Movie, Like, Recorded

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

- Brad Garrett

Teacher, Would, Were, Comedian

I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.

- Brad Garrett

Work, Fuel, Feels, Dinner

I am so fascinated and taken by the Golden Knights.

- Brad Garrett

I Am, Golden, Taken, Knights

My act is a little raunchy. When people come to my club, I have to warn them it isn't Robert from 'Raymond.'

- Brad Garrett

People, Come, Them, Raymond

Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.

- Brad Garrett

Business, Alone, Standup

In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always have it down. Your continue to learn, you continue to risk, and I really love it.

- Brad Garrett

Love, Learn, Always, Standup

I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.

- Brad Garrett

Love, Opportunity, Show, Vehicle

I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos.

- Brad Garrett

Think, I Think, Gene, Pathos

I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what 'politically correct' means.

- Brad Garrett

Think, Private, Means, Politically

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