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Powerful Bobby Heenan for Daily Growth

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

- Bobby Heenan

Marriages, Six, Very, Cheating

A friend in need is a pest.

- Bobby Heenan

Friend, Need, Pest

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

- Bobby Heenan

Bed, Over, Pants, Hung

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

- Bobby Heenan

Line, Everybody, I Think, Produced

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

- Bobby Heenan

Work, WWE, Like, Spokesperson

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

- Bobby Heenan

Thought, Hawaii, State, Suburb

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

- Bobby Heenan

Blind, Better, Nothing, Referee

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

- Bobby Heenan

Stupid, Nuts, Poor, Eccentric

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.

- Bobby Heenan

Show, Made, Insulted, Deserved

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

- Bobby Heenan

Been, Ever, Falls, Limits

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

- Bobby Heenan

Graduation, Left, Dakota, Graduate

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

- Bobby Heenan

Big, Deal, Other, One Time

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

- Bobby Heenan

Love, Like, Sounds, Barcelona

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

- Bobby Heenan

Thought, Doing, Used, Suggestions

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

- Bobby Heenan

See, Stories, Area, Skyscrapers

I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.

- Bobby Heenan

Old, Like, Hooked, Chicago

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

- Bobby Heenan

Yes, Any, Oklahoma

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

- Bobby Heenan

Music, Country, Like, Western

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

- Bobby Heenan

Education, Myself, Hero, Smart

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

- Bobby Heenan

Money, Same, Whether, Earn

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

- Bobby Heenan

Voice, Ever, Came, Throat

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

- Bobby Heenan

Me, Believe, Legend, Ask

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

- Bobby Heenan

World, Perfect, Mr, Bone

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

- Bobby Heenan

Money, Win, Some, Cost

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.

- Bobby Heenan

Thank You, Loved, Industry, Thank

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