When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- Bob Hope
Past, Give, Simplest, Occasions
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
- Bob Hope
Hate, Religions, Benefits, Hereafter
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
Age, Old, Till, Nap
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- Bob Hope
Love, Lazy, Throw, Kisses
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
- Bob Hope
Benny, Moved, Jack, None
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
- Bob Hope
Humor, Burn, Ever, Hyena
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
- Bob Hope
Funny, Same, Make-Up, Restoring
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
- Bob Hope
Humor, Tears, Transform, Bearable
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
- Bob Hope
Help, She, Approaching, Wondering
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope
Pet, Fast, Dogs, Apart
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
- Bob Hope
Money, Sweaters, Too, Invested
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
- Bob Hope
Crime, Only, Where, Rites
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
- Bob Hope
Right Place, Always, Been, Steered
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope
Money, Bank, Prove, Lend
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
- Bob Hope
Waiting, How, Six, Bathroom
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- Bob Hope
Love, Funny, I Love, Near
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope
Sports, Game, Play, Fun
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope
Age, Middle, Show, Middle Age
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
Birthday, Cost, Getting, Getting Old
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
- Bob Hope
Play, Like, Gets, Bar
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
- Bob Hope
Charity, Christmas, Kind, Worst Kind
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
- Bob Hope
Play, Down, Started, Came
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
- Bob Hope
Wonderful, Like, Mine, Kids
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Bob Hope
Love, Funny, Other, Lets
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
- Bob Hope
Rich, Like, Got, Swing
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
- Bob Hope
News, Bad, Jesus, Bad News
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
- Bob Hope
Chicken, Soup, Israel
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
- Bob Hope
Never, Stop, Take, Tired
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
- Bob Hope
Patriotism, Egg, Country, Lay
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
- Bob Hope
Hollywood, Always, Even, England
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