My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.
- Billy Mays
Voice, Keep, Pick, Livelihood
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
- Billy Mays
Call, Tampa, Landing, Blew
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
- Billy Mays
Broken, New, Repair, Busted
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
- Billy Mays
Away, Before, Throw, Mighty
Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
- Billy Mays
Right, Use, Does, Factor
I love beautiful wood.
- Billy Mays
Love, Beautiful, I Love, Wood
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.
- Billy Mays
Shame, Back, Mine, Rip
Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
- Billy Mays
Always, Count, Plane, Stuck
I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.
- Billy Mays
Product, Unless, Take, I Believe In
When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
- Billy Mays
Against, Performs, Billy, Wall
One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
- Billy Mays
Give, One Of The Things, Appreciation
Life's a pitch, then you buy.
- Billy Mays
Life, Buy, Then, Pitch
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
- Billy Mays
Business, Nothing, Else, Pitch
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
- Billy Mays
Business, Always, Compare, Home Run
Long live your laundry!
- Billy Mays
Live, Long, Your, Laundry
Hi, Billy Mays here for...
- Billy Mays
Here, Hi, Mays, Billy
It's important for me to sell a product that works.
- Billy Mays
Important, Product, Works, Sell
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
- Billy Mays
Enjoy, Think, I Think, Shows
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
- Billy Mays
Life, Best, Things, Free
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