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When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

- Bill Cosby

Mind, Gun, Will, Argument

By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains.

- Bill Cosby

Racism, Lifetime, Could, Remains

I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath.

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Love, Salt, Yogurt, Tastes

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

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Education, Problem, Longer, Brown

My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born.

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Happy, Bread, I Am Happy, Observations

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

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Think, Loud, Stopped, Profanity

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

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Against, Wanting, I Think, Profanity

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

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Listening, Angry, Tell, Profanity

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

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Hallway, Richard, Using, Profanity

I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it's like saying, 'Pass the salt.'

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Love, Salt, Some, Profanity

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

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Been, United States, Cities, Cuts

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

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Will, Always, Dreaming, Imaginary

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

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Been, United States, Integrate

People have all kinds of approaches when they come up to me. Some of them are so nervous: 'You know, Mr. Cosby, you are my biggest fan!' I am? Some of them even claim that I raised them.

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Some, Fan, Kinds, Approaches

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

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Start, Competing, Show, Introduce

I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's universal in their experiences.

- Bill Cosby

Differences, Think, Rather, Similarities

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.

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Audience, Tell, Stories, Joke

Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, 'Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.'

- Bill Cosby

Give, Audience, Which, Give Me

If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for you. Chances are the parents don't feel seriously about coming to meet with teachers.

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City, Going, About, Chances

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

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Brilliant, Very, Carlin, Johnny

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

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Nothing, More, Given, Joys

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

- Bill Cosby

Thought, Doing, Some, Missing

There are teachers in the United States who cry in the daytime because they see a child or children who haven't eaten properly, children who haven't used soap in so long.

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Cry, United, United States, Eaten

If I read the small print, and I see that what I love to taste has pantonaponamene or fake smeinlioaimine, then I have to hide in my room when I eat it. I'm still gonna eat it, it's just gonna be 'Don't come in here!'

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Love, Small, Here, Fake

I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn't do.

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Elevation, About, Obama, Hear People

Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the young people. They like their ginger ale with hot sauce.

- Bill Cosby

Learning, Young, Sauce, Ale

I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm the spokesperson, and I'm going to deliver.

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Product, Commercial, Going, Spokesperson

I think I am a good running back, but I'm really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do, that is throw a cross-body block. Picture perfect. I love it. Not that good at pass blocking.

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Love, Perfect, I Think, Block

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

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Gift, Happen, Gods, Savor

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

- Bill Cosby

Need, Like, Including, Billboard

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