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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

- Benny Hill

Next, Cut, Plane, Next Time

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

- Benny Hill

Just Because, Mean, Perfect, Complains

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

- Benny Hill

Pants, Could, Were, Hardly

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

- Benny Hill

Thought, Back, One Day, Cigarettes

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

- Benny Hill

Business, Show, Sincere, Insincerity

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

- Benny Hill

Like, Grand, Pianos, Upright

Do unto others, then run.

- Benny Hill

Run, Others, Then, Unto

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

- Benny Hill

Against, Like, Half, Girl

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