A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
- Arthur Baer
Source, Traces, Pipes, Plumber
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
- Arthur Baer
Over, Another, Looked, Ladies
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
- Arthur Baer
Climb, Over, Over It, Fence
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
- Arthur Baer
Wolf, Throw, Lefty, Grove
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
- Arthur Baer
Library, Newspaper, High, High Blood Pressure
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
- Arthur Baer
Rope, Throwing, Ends, Helpful
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
- Arthur Baer
Little Things, Big, Print, Big Things
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- Arthur Baer
Horse, Buying, Like, Oats
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
- Arthur Baer
Quiet, Drop, Could, Pun
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
- Arthur Baer
Sleep, Hours, His, Insomnia
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
- Arthur Baer
She, Her, Own, Generous
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
- Arthur Baer
Feet, Head, His, Larceny
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
- Arthur Baer
Hands, She, Her, Lay
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- Arthur Baer
Law, Legal, Begins, Stops
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
- Arthur Baer
End, Laws, Would, Laid
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