Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
- April Winchell
Big, Half, Weeks, Eaten
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
- April Winchell
Sorry, Being, Least, Wholeheartedly
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
- April Winchell
Next, One Day, Next Morning, Nap
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
- April Winchell
Thursday, Wish, I Wish, Tolerable
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
- April Winchell
Like, Demoralizing, Thus, Humiliating
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
- April Winchell
Think, Head, I Think, Tying
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.
- April Winchell
Anything, Come, Very, None
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
- April Winchell
Bad, Like, Hours, Distracted
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
- April Winchell
Love, Over, Move, Recordings
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
- April Winchell
Away, Given, Ton, Glow
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
- April Winchell
Sleep, Straight, Most, Nights
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
- April Winchell
Give, Like, Spell, Give Me
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
- April Winchell
Every Day, Throw, Washed, Bedding
Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
- April Winchell
Stop, Entertainment, Get, Shall
I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
- April Winchell
Speak, Know, Supposed, Ill
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
- April Winchell
Will, More, Other, Other Countries
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