Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
- Alvah Bessie
Beard, She, Maybe, Aunt
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
- Alvah Bessie
Some, Expect, Dealing, Monkeys
That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'
- Alvah Bessie
Cat, Right, Swallowed, Canary
So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.
- Alvah Bessie
Back, Here, Sweetheart, Writes
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