Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
- Alphonse Allais
Sleep, Puts, Drank, Beverage
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
- Alphonse Allais
Mortality, Increases, Shown, Wartime
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