It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Alan Jay Lerner
Pretty, Pretty Face, Grant
You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
- Alan Jay Lerner
Hit, Same, Write, Flop
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
- Alan Jay Lerner
Theater, Respiratory, Coughing
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
- Alan Jay Lerner
Sleep, Schedule, Would, Nights
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
- Alan Jay Lerner
Him, Speaking, Absolutely, Englishman
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
- Alan Jay Lerner
Here, Everyone, Might, Same Thing
With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!
- Alan Jay Lerner
Work, Never, Little Bit, Luck
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