You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
- Abe Lemons
Medical, Him, Last, Finishes
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
- Abe Lemons
Medical, Doctor, Call, Finish Last
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
- Abe Lemons
Three, Contest, Had, Hole
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
- Abe Lemons
Ball, Basket, Romeo, Juliet
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons
Retirement, Never, Get, Trouble
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
- Abe Lemons
Players, Rather, Plays, Tricky
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
- Abe Lemons
Anybody, Than, Them, Damn
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
- Abe Lemons
Die, Want, Sick, Jog
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
- Abe Lemons
Practice, Living, Like, Clean Living
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