If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
- Aaron Allston
Server, Hack, Tampered, Vatican
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
- Aaron Allston
Crap, Principle, Simplest, Razor
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
- Aaron Allston
Luck, Things, Largely, Fingernails
Life is like an analogy.
- Aaron Allston
Life, Like, Analogy
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
- Aaron Allston
Pay, Receive, Whether, Elect
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
- Aaron Allston
Feet, More, Even, Wipe
No one pays me to be nice.
- Aaron Allston
Me, Nice, Be Nice, Pays
When all else fails, complicate matters.
- Aaron Allston
Matters, Complicate, Else, When All Else Fails
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston
Dumb, About, Really, Complain
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
- Aaron Allston
Legal, Lawyers, Refuge, Incompetent
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
- Aaron Allston
Everyone, Like, Profess, Feminism
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
- Aaron Allston
Itself, Thing, Analysis
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
- Aaron Allston
Problem, Would, Were, Driving
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
- Aaron Allston
Comedy, Difference, Else, Tragedy
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
- Aaron Allston
Science, Magic, Sufficiently
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
- Aaron Allston
World, Two, Them, Types
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Aaron Allston
Man, Through, His, Chest
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
- Aaron Allston
Violence, First, Violent, Refuge
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